my girl, part II

my girl II

(Picture:  a sketch I did from an advertisment for cars of all things!)

My girl’s a pretty girl
She is a city girl
And I’d do most anything
To keep her in style

My girl has a long long nose
Just like a garden hose
But I’d do most anything
to keep her in style

My girl has great big eyes
Just like two custard pies
But I’d do most anything
to keep her in style

My girl has a thin thin chin
Just like a safety pin
But I’d do most anything
to keep her in style

My girl has great big hips
Just like two battleships
But I’d do most anything
to keep her in style

My girl has no tits
just two bumps that look like zits
But I’d do most anything
to keep her in style

– an old army cadence we use to sing while marching

4 Comments

  1. chesca February 21, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    city girl:check
    long long nose: x
    big eyes: x
    thin chin: x
    big hips: x
    no tits: check

    2 out of 6 isn’t bad. call me.

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  2. Soulcruzer February 21, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    Hi Chesca,

    Being a city girl has to count for more points anyway. So I’ll take you up on the call.

    Cheers,
    Clay

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  3. Tisha February 22, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    great sketch! I’m a true City Girl. Funny I wrote a post tonight about the New York City Subway. Health and Happiness!

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  4. Batters February 23, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Clay, I worry about you mate. To much coffee I reckon……

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